A husband and wife were traveling by car from Johannesburg to Cape Town.After a tiresome long distance of travelling, they were too tired tocontinue. They stopped at a nice hotel and took a room and planned to sleep forfour hours and get back on the road. When they checked out four hours later, the desk clerk charged themR750. The man exploded and demanded the reason for such a high price. The clerk told him R750 was the standard rate. The man asked to speak to the Manager. The Manager listened to the man and explained the hotel had an Olympicsized pool and a huge conference centre, and they featured spectacularshows available to the clients. "The best entertainers from Jo' burg, Cape Town and Durban performhere", he explained. No matter what facility the Manager mentioned, the man replied, "But wedidn't use it!" "Well, it was here, so you could have" replied the manager. "But wedidn't!!" exclaimed the now rather angry man.The manager was unmoved, and finally the man gave up and agreed to pay. He wrote a cheque and gave it to the manager. The manager was surprisedwhen he looked at the cheque. "But sir," he said, "this cheque is made out for only R200!" "That's right," said the man," I charged you R550 for sleeping with mywife." "But I didn't!" exclaimed the manager. "Well," the man replied, "She was here, and you could have...........
